DONвЂ™T EAT IT WHY ARE YOU EATING IT WHY HAVE YOU EATEN ITвЂќ. Except when heвЂ™s being naughty while IвЂ™m on Skype and I end up shouting things like вЂњdonвЂ™t eat the rubbish out of the bag, Charlie. I would begin this meeting by reading the previous meeting's minutes for approval but I don't think we wrote them down because the meeting was actually just Adam explaining Warhammer 40K to me over Skype while his dog competed for his attention AND WON.ДЄdam: He is such a good boy. More specifically, how Planet Coaster doesn't have a proper tutorial of any sort and that is a) a real shame and b) a terrible decision. I have convened this meeting of the RPS Treehouse Society because I wanted to talk about Planet Coaster.

From the infuriating lack of a tutorial, and the depth of the simulation and creation tools, to Banksy and the fear of animatronics, their findings are all here. Following a recent visit to Planet Coaster, RPS funsters Adam, Alice and Pip sat down in a seaside cafe, exchanged bawdy postcards, and then got down to the business of discussing Frontier's theme park management game.

Planet coaster tutorial